It’s Friday night and the mood is right! Gonna have some fun, show you how it’s done… TGIF!
Listen I know its not Friday… It’s not even close to Friday but I was just too excited about this to wait. And you know what, the best part about living in 2016 and being an adult is that I can make the TGIF lineup happen any day. Life is awesome people… these shows on the other hand, well I’ll just get into it.
There were so many lineup to choose from that I couldn’t decide, so I made mine own! I picked the shows that I knew i loved but haven’t seen in forever. This was a hard thing to do, since one of my favorite shows of all time was on TGIF, which is Boy Meets World. I decided to keep that out of the lineup because I’m trying to be bias here and live my best life. I decided to do just the pilots of each show just to make it fair. So the lineup is… DRUMROLLLLLLLL… Two of a Kind, Step by Step, Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Dinosaurs. Pretty Solid right? At least thats what I thought. Not everything was as I remembered it but it didn’t stop all the feelings from hitting me hard!
Two of a Kind, 1998-1999
Well this was the first of the Olsen twins shows that came post, Full house and all their adventures and just in time for their stellar movie career. I don’t care who you are or what you think, the Twins had it going on (still do, their are fucking billionaires) and while watching this show, I still found longing to be just like them. I mean they are the dream right? Coolest hair, best clothes, good at everything. Its annoying but in the best way. Anyway this show is about the twins Mary-Kate who is great at sports, being cool and being a tomboy and Ashley who is great at school, loves boys and makeup. Their dad, who is a widower which stays true most of the Olsen twin projects, is a professor at a college and he needs to find a nanny for the girls while he’s not around. We meet one of his students, Carrie who is a cool, 26 year old that loves all the same things that girls love and she’s just full of life and such a great role model, blah blah blah. So obviously, they hire her and they become this weird, perfect family and everyone is happy and its great. So the show over all was super cheesy but exactly what you would expect from a 90’s family sitcom. This show only last for 1 season which is honestly for the best but if you want to go back in time so you can remember when your dreams of being the coolest bitch around started, then go watch this show. The Olsens for president! Yea thats right, they would share the title because thats what they do.
Step by Step, 1991-1998
Step by step, day by day (DAY BY DAY)… If you guys could only hear the power in my voice while I sang that, you would understand the love I have for this show. This is the show that made you actually wish your parents would get divorced so you could have this amazing blended family where all the kids secretly love each other and will do anything for you. Even if it’s totally ridiculous. So in the pilot, Frank (Patrick Duffy) and Carol (Suzanne Somers) have know each other for 3 weeks. She cuts his hair. She takes a trip to the Bahamas and he follows her there (creepy AF) and they get married there. Then they come back to the beautiful state of Wisconsin and decide they love each other so much (after 3 weeks) that they are going to “make it work”. Frank and his 3 kids move into Carol’s house with her 3 kids. Again, its been 3 weeks. And they just are living this crazy life all together. This storyline is insane right? Like totally insane! When I was younger, I totally believed that this is how things work. Like you could fall in love after 3 weeks and then have a family and it would all work out and there would be a laugh track anytime I made an amazing joke. The 90’s might have been filled with too much hope. That almost hurt to say. But you know what, I still loved it. It only made me want to watch the next episode. I didn’t but I really did want to! Plus, Cousin Cody wasn’t in the pilot and you know he was the star of that show, dude. Anyway, this show is a classic and I say we should all watch it… But like every 10 years. So it kind of holds up? You guys might have to figure this one out for yourself because I don’t want to be responsible for your let down. But if it still holds up for you, I have no problem taking the credit for getting you there! Anyway, maybe you will make it better, the second time arounddddddd. Call back to the song!
Sabrina the Teenage Witch, 1996-2003
Melissa Joan Hart at her best people! I mean, I still like to daydream about what my life would be if I had magic powers, just without so many rules. Like Sabrina had a lot of rules y’all. Anyway, just a refresher. Sabrina is 16 years old and moves in with her two aunts Hilda and Zelda and their talking cat Salem. Sabrina is about to realize she is a witch! And pretty much she’s just discovering her true self while doing magic and figuring out her family’s secret. It’s truly a magical story. So again, I know how great this show is and what it becomes, but the pilot is HARD to watch. The laugh track is off, the jokes are weird, and it almost seems like they are figuring out what this show is going to be as they are filming it. Like no one really seems to know whats going on at all. One of the jokes and I quote “Knock Knock” “Who’s there” “Brad” ‘Brad who?” ‘Brad Pitt, is there any other that matters?” Like what is that?! It’s not good. Plus that cat is so fake, its ridiculous. I hate it. Also Harvey? Really? In what world is that guy the hunk? Sabrina could do better. I know that is probably not a popular thing to say, but if you guys go back and watch it, you’ll agree! But I don’t want to be hard on Sabrina. This show ends up being so great and runs for 7 seasons. I mean the cat doesn’t get anymore real but this show really helped pave the way for female leads and Melissa became even more of a household name than ever. So I say this show holds up but only after you commit to more episodes. Also if the show doesn’t do it for you, the outfits alone will entertain you from start to finish. And thats all we can really ask for amiright??
Dinosaurs 1991-1994
Whoa! This was a major throwback. This show is weird, guys. Like I love it but its weird. It is the story of a family of Dinosaurs (all different types mind you), a hardworking dad who’s job is to push trees down, a mom who is a homemaker, two teenagers, a boy who is the coolest but isn’t great at school and a girl who loves clothes. Then there is the baby (gotta love me, sorry I had to). Its the perfect set up for an early 90’s sitcom but they are freaking dinosaurs. The pilot is that dad telling the baby the story of his life before the baby came along. He didn’t want the baby because he wants to buy himself a 90 in TV. He actually hopes the egg (that the baby is in) is empty. SHIT GOT DARK! Then he went for a walk and says he wants to live in the wild again and meets a creature that he wants to eat. Turns out the creature also has a family and helps me realize that family is all that matters. Its heartwarming really. It gets pretty political too about power and the earth. Same things were dealing with today. Honestly as an adult, I’m much more interested in how they move in these dino suits and make the mouths move at the same time. Its fascinating! So anyway, there is a whole comedy aspect to this show that makes me want to continue watching it. It holds up in weird ways but then obviously doesn’t in other. I think the best part of this show is that it gets away with so many more jokes that are aimed at adults and I honestly think thats best, it is so visually pleasing to children. Its kind of the greatest formula for a show. Kudos Jim Henson Studio! You made another hit!
Alright so my final thoughts are that I hope when I have kids, they have some sort of block programming like this set up. It was truly one of my favorite things we did as a family growing up! So I would recommend doing this yourself! It holds up because the feelings never stop and it’s way way better because you get to make fun of all the shows now. Plus you get all the jokes! TGIF IS THE BEST! It holds up! If you don’t want to watch 2 hours of TV and old programming, I seriously suggest just looking up the old theme songs. Those will brighten your day for sure! Make everyday Friday! Until Next time!
